I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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