Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
is it fun? or sober?
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