I have demons in me.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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