guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
This baby is an asshole
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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