I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Are we still banned from the library?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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