So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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