Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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