Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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