Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
just tell him i said nine months
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
