I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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