But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think I died a long time ago.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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