ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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