god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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