i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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