I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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