i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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