..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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