just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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