Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
