You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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