is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
he puts the penis in happiness.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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