I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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