what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you had me at cake vodka
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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