i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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