I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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