Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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