You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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