Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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