Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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