Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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