Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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