so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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