Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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