Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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