quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Sext me about skeletons
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize