She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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