My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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