Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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