Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
we're so committed to being not committed
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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