she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
wow bdsm is so cute
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