Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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