Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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