So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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