yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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