She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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