Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just want to make out with him forever
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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