His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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