Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I need a beard to bite.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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