Yo dont text me then not text me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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