Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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