Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
