To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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