I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
